Q: What did the cannibal do after he dumped his girlfriend?
Q: What does a 75 year old woman have between her breasts that a 25 year old doesn't?
Q: Whats the difference between Michael Phelps and Hitler?
A: She found another woman's lipstick on his knuckles Q: How do you tell the difference between an oral and a rectal thermometer?
A: You push it to the side before you start eating.
A: Getting off once isn't enough Q: How is a woman like a road?
A: Piccassole Q: What do you call an afghan virgin?
A: 69 with three people watching Q: What three words will ruin a man's ego?